SCARY LINKS

The following showed up on the top ten of a casual search of "Jeffrey Heim" on Google.com:

http://www.psu.edu/ur/archives/intercom_1998/May21/promos.html.
This showed up on Penn State's Intercom Faculty newsletter site when PSU moved me from Staff Assistant VI to Staff Assistant VII (my last job before I moved to Virginia) in January 1998. Oh, how I loved the anonymity of a huge union shop!

http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/1998/04/04-06-98tdc/04-06-98d01-001.asp

This was the police log from The Daily Collegian (Penn State's daily student newspaper), describing when my car was broken into the day after my 28th birthday, and the radio and all the CD's stolen, right in front of my apartment in Lemont, PA.